A friend of mine recently wondered aloud whether I am into oral gratification. Before I could reply, he pontificated that I probably was not given my Indian cultural tethers. Well, despite the answer being a resounding NO to sticking things in my oral cavity, I was keen to investigate his presumption based on my orgins. Hence, started this quest for figuring out whether the predilection for oral sex was a Caucasian event or crossed cultures.
My Indian male friend who made the rapid assumption into the Negative elaborated that his vast experience showed him that most Indian women are averse to swallowing gunk no matter how protein rich or nutritious it may be. He hinted that if we (Indian women) kept to this regular diet of gunk, we may actually succeed in preventing our derriere from spreading sideways. He hypothesized that the French women were thin not due to genes but their diet of cheese, wine and nutritious semen!!! So while this lesson in healthy eating (or swallowing) did tempt me a wee-bit to change my sexual proclivity, I just decided to stick to my diet of staying off carbs and visiting the gym ever so often.
Another friend of mine (of the opposite gender of course) opined that the aversion may be that we do not like to receive and hence, give. His hypothesis was that Indian women lack the good habit of douching our private parts. Given that I LUURRRVVEE to stream water from the bidet and have recently fallen in love with Japanese toilets (which make the loo going experience an art), I find that hard to believe that we stink!! And while most American toilets do not have a bidet (which I struggled against in my early years in this wondrous country of so many other things), I have taken to the use of appropriate wipes to give the genitalia good ole cleansing. My man friend went on to further discourse on how it was important for men to have a clean space and my continued repugnance to Brazilian wax could also be a continued factor on why I was less experimental south of the border. Needless to say that my retort on how Brazilian wax felt that I was being assaulted by a thousand needles and continued imagery of my inner parts being ripped out of me, was of poor interest to my friend.
Another friend (obviously male again) mentioned that non-Indian women loved giving fellatio. On the other hand, he apparently had to beg and hold an Indian woman’s head down... I refrained from mentioning that his way sounded like a criminal offence but that’s another story.
Well, my Indian female friends on the other hand have not replied in a universal negative. Some are more adventurous than most. But no-one (Caucasian and Indian alike) said that they absolutely adored giving head and that it was their favorite thing to do in the world. Most appear to engage in it since they do love to receive it.. hence, they definitely view it as a give and take. Some of them are averse to sucking the Indian projectile cos they felt that Indian men had unhygienic habits and the gunk often smelt funky!!! Images of crotch scratching Indians from the homeland have apparently left a lasting impression.
For my part, I do not prefer to fall to my knees with every man I take to bed…. It continues to be a faintly yucky act which I reserve only for the very near and dear ones.. an act of sacrifice. Such an act that focuses on another person’s pleasure to the exclusion of mine requires a tremendous amount of love from my end…
But one man’s poison is another’s cognac.. so men and women, keep genuflecting or not at your own discretionary pleasure!
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